#1 You can be happy, or you can be right. If you want to be part of a couple and win every argument, you’re in trouble.
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#2 You don’t just sit in the car and let some guy drive you through life, wasting your time.
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#3 People don’t like to hear the truth out here because the truth makes them think.
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#4 I’m not a doctor. I just have a tremendous amount of common sense.
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#5 God doesn’t make any mistakes. You are exactly where you are supposed to be right now.
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#6 The more people you help become successful the more successful you become.
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#7 You can’t tell big dreams to small minded people.
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#8 The number one cause of failure in this country is the fear of failure.
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#9 You can’t go forward and backwards at the same time.
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#10 I’m a comedian first. I’ve learned how to act. I just draw on life experiences and that’s how I learned. I didn’t take classes or anything. I don’t need no classroom.